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♦ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

♦ Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

♦ Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

♦ Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

♦ Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

♦ Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

♦ Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

♦ Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

♦ A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

♦ A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

♦ A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

♦ To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

♦ To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

♦ Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

♦ Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

♦ A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

♦ A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

♦ Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

♦ Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

♦ A woman has the last word in any argument.

♦ Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.




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Comment posted by Guess who i am !!!! :), 09/22/2010 at 9:06pm (UTC):
very very good jokes and man and women comparison i impressed yarrrrr ......:) maf

Comment posted by:10/26/2009 at 10:46pm (UTC)
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