♦ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
♦ Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
♦ Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
♦ Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
♦ Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
♦ Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
♦ Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
♦ Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
♦ A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.
♦ A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
♦ A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
♦ To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
♦ To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
♦ Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
♦ Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
♦ A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
♦ A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
♦ Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
♦ Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
♦ A woman has the last word in any argument.
♦ Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.